Decoding man-child Donald Trump's Twitter game in 4 words: I. You. Great. Trump

Make America Great Again. These are the immortal words of the slogan that presumptive US Republican presidency candidate Donald J Trump has chosen for his campaign. Immortal and ironical.

Before his sudden great conviction in his great ability to run a formerly great country, Donald Trump was a millionaire businessman who loved himself, women, exaggerating his supposed net worth, running real estate businesses to the ground, and passing inane comments about the world. In that order.

Today, it would be fair to say that Trump's ideology has changed. He is now a millionaire businessman who loves himself, exaggerates about his net worth, trash talks about women, Mexico, Muslims, immigrants and global warming. In that order.

In 2006, he sued a journalist for saying he was worth about $150- 250 million, and not $ 4 billion as he often claimed. Not that it would truly matter to a Trumpster, but Donald-of-the-flossy-hair, lost.

He also admitted in the court deposition that his net worth is directly proportional to the current state of the market, "general attitude at the time that the question may be asked" and his "own feelings". Because "you wouldn't tell a reporter you're doing poorly".

Obviously. Especially not when deep down you know how truly great you are.

Often when people are in love, they lose perspective. They lose the ability to think or communicate coherently. They can talk of nothing but their beloved. And Trump, as we know is deeply and irrevocably in love. With himself.

Therefore, it is hardly surprising that he talks incessantly about himself. His entire campaign has been about how great he is, how ObamaHillaryRubioCruzSandersBushRomneyKelly are "sad" and how normal-sized his hands and penis happen to be.

But Politico realises that there are still some people in this world who need to be convinced that the man cannot truly see beyond himself. Analysing Trump's Twitter feed since its birth in 2009, this is what the media outlet discovered: