Lookie here, folks. If we really, truly have to explain the connection between a pumpkin, Halloween and the xenophobic orange plague consuming America right now, we cannot be friends anymore.
For the others, here's the latest lowdown on man-child Donald J Trump's adventures in the land of Uncle Sam. Halloween, as we know, is a beloved American festival where adults and kids dress up to scare the beejeesus out of their neighbours.
Naturally, the inimitable Halloween spirit and the decor that goes with it matches well with a certain Presidential GOP nominee. He's scary and orange too, you know.
The result? Trump pumpkins, or Trumpkins. Might we just add that the resemblance is uncanny.
As Bruno Mars put it, 'don't believe me just watch':