Hey losers, get smart. And that's a free advice from Donald Trump, the beautiful man who wants to be the next POTUS. The man who we have all unfairly judged on the basis of his existence, thinks Paris is in Germany, and we're going to agree. It is indeed in Germany. Just like Karachi is in Bangladesh. Just like Mexico is in the West Indies. It's a one-world family. Vasudhaiva Kutumbakam, y'all.
After a meat cleaver-wielding gent, wearing a fake suicide belt, was shot dead outside a police station in Paris, Donald couldn't even with the stupidity of the Parisians of Germany. Tweeting to his 5.59 million followers, Donald J Trump, the hope of the Republicans wrote, "Man shot inside Paris police station. Just announced that terror threat is at highest level. Germany is a total mess-big crime. GET SMART!" #Okaythen There are also those who believe that that is NOT what Donald was saying at all. But rather, he was trying to talk about the attacks in Paris, and how Germany is responsible. Does that clarify all those doubts that had attacked you after reading his tweet? No? That's probably because you're not smart. In a world where politicians only seem to give us grief, Trump is like a breath of fresh air tinged with a slight strain of insanity. Twitter, of course, is loving it. The tweets just keep on coming, each more caustic than the last.If Paris is In Germany.... The world according to Donald Trump : pic.twitter.com/QH0n6UMSAj
- Gaetan Gabriele (@dmcqtv) January 8, 2016
Today, Donald Trump implied that Paris is in Germany: https://t.co/7PYoiBQPYe For the record, it is not. pic.twitter.com/l8ZercBGxA
- AJ+ (@ajplus) January 7, 2016
breaking news: paris is in germany pic.twitter.com/aeTkDdDbw5
- omid mio scobie (@_mio) January 7, 2016
Morocco is in Mexico.Paris is in Germany.Elect Donald Turnip
- John Lurie (@lurie_john) January 7, 2016
Breaking News: American people are seriously considering electing a man who thinks Paris is in Germany. pic.twitter.com/nu1TeKPmpG
- Pastor West (@Pastor__West) January 7, 2016
I've realised there's no threat @realDonaldTrump will make it to UK. He thinks Paris is in Germany. #getsmart
- Chris Bryant MP (@RhonddaBryant) January 7, 2016
The good thing about Trump thinking Paris is in Germany is that he's actually running for president of Papua New Guinea.
- Sean Leahy (@thepunningman) January 7, 2016