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American Presidential-hopeful Donald Trump thinks Paris is in Germany

Trinaa Prasad | Updated on: 14 February 2017, 5:12 IST

Hey losers, get smart. And that's a free advice from Donald Trump, the beautiful man who wants to be the next POTUS. The man who we have all unfairly judged on the basis of his existence, thinks Paris is in Germany, and we're going to agree. It is indeed in Germany. Just like Karachi is in Bangladesh. Just like Mexico is in the West Indies. It's a one-world family. Vasudhaiva Kutumbakam, y'all.


After a meat cleaver-wielding gent, wearing a fake suicide belt, was shot dead outside a police station in Paris, Donald couldn't even with the stupidity of the Parisians of Germany.

Tweeting to his 5.59 million followers, Donald J Trump, the hope of the Republicans wrote, "Man shot inside Paris police station. Just announced that terror threat is at highest level. Germany is a total mess-big crime. GET SMART!"



There are also those who believe that that is NOT what Donald was saying at all. But rather, he was trying to talk about the attacks in Paris, and how Germany is responsible. Does that clarify all those doubts that had attacked you after reading his tweet? No? That's probably because you're not smart.


In a world where politicians only seem to give us grief, Trump is like a breath of fresh air tinged with a slight strain of insanity. Twitter, of course, is loving it. The tweets just keep on coming, each more caustic than the last.


First published: 8 January 2016, 5:56 IST