The God of Small Minds, Donald Trump, has done it again. And by again we mean something stupid. But you knew that already, didn't you? Once synonymous with terrible TV shows and a Johnny Bravo-meets-blonde-candyfloss haircut, the name Trump now only brings terrible quotable quotes to mind.
Ranked from bad to worse to cannot-believe-he's-still-allowed-to-talk, here are 10 times we've not been okay Mr Trump's existence.
Eh. What? What's that even supposed to mean? Obama's a closet Muslim? His birth is a scam? His birth certificate is a lie? So many questions.
Because, logic or sensitivity are not his strong suits. A potty mouth is.
How indeed? By sending them a gift-wrapped Trump. That's how.
EEEWW. Clearly that mop on your head isn't the grossest thing about you, Trump.
OH. WOW. #SlowestClapEver
Something tells me Trump himself came up with this data. #WhatDaPhuc
When in doubt, generalise. When not in doubt, generalise. In fact, as a rule, just keep generalising.
And who will be the Knight's Watch? Ex-contestants of The Apprentice? #OHMYGOD #SomebodyShutHimUp
First, he called for a Muslim ID, or a registry for all Muslims in the US and when thousands of doctors, soldiers and public servants tweeted out their official work IDs, he denied ever saying it. #YoTrumpSoSilly
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Wow. If this is who America picks to be their next President, can we pre-order apocalypse?
Shut up, Trump. Just shut up.