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The one joke Donald Trump didn't allow at his 2011 Comedy Central Roast will make you ROFL

Speed News Desk | Updated on: 11 February 2017, 7:52 IST

Donald Trump, you make it all too easy to make fun of you.

In 2011, Donald Trump had given the world a chance to 'roast' him. An opportunity which everyone has taken to heart and continues to do so with immunity. Lisa Lampanelli, Whitney Cummings, Snoop Dogg, Jeff Ross, Seth MacFarlane, Larry King, and Anthony Jeselnik verbally roasted the man who has announced he's going to run for POTUS 2016. It was the best joke of the night back then, now it's everybody's least favourite nightmare.

Coming back to the roast though, the thing about such shows is that the one getting roasted always has say over what is off limits. Can you guess what was off limits? Not his orange face or his hair or his wife. Nope, the Trump bravado does not get affected by any of this.

What was off-limits, was his failed attempts at actually running a successful business and his net worth. Are you laughing? Because we are laughing. Out of sheer embarrassment and rage that the Americans have allowed this man to become potential POTUS.

Vulture gave us the full list:

Allowed: Jokes about Trump's hair

Allowed: Jokes about Trump's wife Melania (and his two previous marriages)

Allowed: Jokes about Trump having sex with models

Allowed: Jokes about the failure of Trump Steaks, Trump Water, Trump Cologne, and other Trump products

Allowed: Jokes about Trump's failed casinos

Allowed: Jokes about how Trump only became successful thanks to his wealthy father

Allowed: Jokes about Trump's weight

Allowed: Jokes about Trump being attracted to his daughter Ivanka

Not allowed: Any joke that suggests Trump is not actually as wealthy as he claims to be.

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Nice try for a man who has filed for bankruptcy four times. Sadly, the internet never forgets.

Also does it feel like even the aliens will lose interest in us soon? It does, doesn't it?

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First published: 4 August 2016, 6:07 IST