The description reads - "My story is everyone's story: boy meets girl, boy loses girl, boy makes social network, girl and 1 billion others join social network."
In reality, this is not everyone's story and you should feel miserable about it.
This Mark Zuckerberg's parody account on Twitter, which goes by the name of Not Mark Zuckerberg and it could not get better! The best part - of course the Tweets. The account trolls Facebook, Zuckerberg's baby and it is hysterical, to say the least.
So what happens when Not Mark Zuckererg trolls Mark Zuckerberg and Facebook? Take a look:
Narissism level - 100
Facebook stock is soaring because I blew away Wall Street's estimates for earnings per share, spend per advertiser, and narcissism per user.
— Not Mark Zuckerberg (@notzuckerberg) July 28, 2016
Ripping apart Google
Google+ was stripped down to just focus on users' common interests. Clearly the most common of all has been not wanting to be on Google+.
— Not Mark Zuckerberg (@notzuckerberg) November 20, 2015
Slaves, are we?
Considering how much you people rely on Facebook, I'm claiming all 1.35 billion of you as dependents on my taxes.
— Not Mark Zuckerberg (@notzuckerberg) April 15, 2015
Yeah, you don't mess with him
I heard your criticisms of us making Messenger a separate mobile app, and I've finally responded by giving it a stand-alone website as well.
— Not Mark Zuckerberg (@notzuckerberg) April 9, 2015
This will not go down well with Twitter
Happy birthday, Twitter. Seems right to wish you this in a tweet, just as it would to wish Google+ on a message in a bottle thrown to sea.
— Not Mark Zuckerberg (@notzuckerberg) March 20, 2015
Happy ninth birthday to our annoying little brother, Twitter. Keep the stealable ideas coming, squirt.
— Not Mark Zuckerberg (@notzuckerberg) March 20, 2015
Zuckerberg clearly wants Google to burn
It's Pi Day. Pi is the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. 1 is the ratio of a Google+ circle's users to its inactive users.
— Not Mark Zuckerberg (@notzuckerberg) March 14, 2015
This gem
Friday the 13th is nonsense. Unlucky, wicked things don't just happen to people. You need hard work, careful planning, and deceit. Trust me.
— Not Mark Zuckerberg (@notzuckerberg) February 13, 2015
Troll level - EPIC
Facebook turns 11 today. Like most 11-year-olds, Facebook has no interest in being on Facebook and instead fudged its age to be on Snapchat.
— Not Mark Zuckerberg (@notzuckerberg) February 4, 2015
Facebook beat Wall Street's target again. I am a wizard making mad coin from the most abundant thing on earth—your desire to procrastinate.
— Not Mark Zuckerberg (@notzuckerberg) January 29, 2015
1.39 billion Facebook users. If they were a country, they'd be the largest. And the most unproductive. But they would claim the highest GDP.
— Not Mark Zuckerberg (@notzuckerberg) January 29, 2015
Facebook will soon start targeting ads in real-time based on your posts. If this creeps you out, post about it. You'll see an ad for Prozac.
— Not Mark Zuckerberg (@notzuckerberg) January 28, 2015
Sorry for the Facebook outage today. I was full of remorse and unplugged it. But once the feeling passed, I turned the wicked thing back on.
— Not Mark Zuckerberg (@notzuckerberg) January 27, 2015
Everyone got an extra new year's kiss last night. You see, at midnight, I kissed each and every server that stores our users' personal data.
— Not Mark Zuckerberg (@notzuckerberg) January 1, 2015
So true it hurts
At Facebook, we're moving away from calling all of you "users." It's more honest to just call you "the used."
— Not Mark Zuckerberg (@notzuckerberg) December 17, 2014
Hey, you. Yeah, you. That status you posted on Facebook has gotten way fewer likes than you were hoping for. How can you live with yourself?
— Not Mark Zuckerberg (@notzuckerberg) November 3, 2014
I hate Halloween because people are wearing masks and enjoying too much privacy.
— Not Mark Zuckerberg (@notzuckerberg) October 31, 2014
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