During his often-turbulent political career as founder and head of Pakistan's Muttahida Qaumi Movement party, Altaf Hussain has been accused of murder more than once. Forget his opponents, Hussain has even been suspected of having a hand in the murder of his own party leaders.
But while none of that has yet been proven, we finally have definitive proof of Hussain being personally involved in a murder - the murder of the art of dance.
In a short video taken in London, Hussain dispelled rumours that he was bedridden and ailing by dancing at a party. Well, at least by the loosest definition of the word dance.
Surrounded by his supporters, Hussain is seeing taking a leaf out of the Jersey Shore dance manual and fist pumping to the chants of his adoring audience. Given the allegations of his failing health it's a miracle that none of his followers mistook the laboured and jerky movements for a mild stroke. Even so, it looks like Hussain will live to dance another day.