A short while ago, into the relative calm of Twitter, someone set off fireworks with the news that the leading cause of India's ear-related problems, Arnab Goswami, has quit Times Now.
As reported by The News Minute, the Editor-in-Chief and President of Times Now and Economic Times resigned from his post and is looking to start his own venture. The news has shaken the very core of Indian Twitteratis foundations because no Arnab MEANS NO JOKES MEANS NO RETWEETS MEANS NO FOLLOWERS.
Frantic at the loss, Twitter's doing what it does the best: crack jokes. Has he really quit? Will he really, truly no longer bully the guests he calls and play judge-jury-audience at the top his lungs? Is this truly happening? They want to know, and frankly, so do we.
Arnab Goswami 'resigns' from Times Now.— Sorabh Pant (@hankypanty) November 1, 2016
To start his own venture.
After being one unofficially.
He will now officially become S.C. Judge.
Nation wants to know what #ArnabGoswami will now do-— Harsh Goenka (@hvgoenka) November 1, 2016
1. Become Tata Chairman
2. Join Paki Generals
3. Go for Vipassana
4. Join Bigg Boss
End of an era with Arnab quitting Times Now. I shall observe one minute noise to mark the occasion.— Rohan (@mojorojo) November 1, 2016
Normal People: I quit.— Sahil Shah (@SahilBulla) November 1, 2016
Arnab Goswami: I QUIT. THE NATION HAS TO KNOW.
I guess Y Security could not give Job Security.#ArnabGoswami— Sorabh Pant (@hankypanty) November 1, 2016
Arnab Goswami resigns ??— Atul Khatri (@one_by_two) November 1, 2016
Never ever ever never ever ever never ever ever never ever ever break news like this to me !
Arnab Goswami quits from Times Now.— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) November 1, 2016
The channel thus loses a lot of its value AND ALL ITS VOLUME.
Arnab Goswami resigns !— Atul Khatri (@one_by_two) November 1, 2016
* Naheeeen !
* Breaks bangles
* Wipes sindoor off his forehead
* Blows off diya