Oloni is a sex and relationship blogger. So yesterday, she took to Twitter to ask women about some of their 'hoe' moments. Because why not.
The results were hilarious, with women boldly expressing their 'two in a day', 'half the group' and orgy stories, and keeping it funny.
But as it turns out, men are super troubled and threatened, thanks to the ladies. And well, their fear only adds to the humour.
Check out the women's confessions here:
Her best hoe story. 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/mDVbQpNiff— Oloni (@Oloni) April 26, 2016
Sometimes men know & do not care 😂 pic.twitter.com/X7eCMR2tIs— Oloni (@Oloni) April 26, 2016
She wanted her options 😂😩 pic.twitter.com/qVV5DmntU1— Oloni (@Oloni) April 26, 2016
Greatest hoe achievement 🎖 pic.twitter.com/94rwXa7MWH— Oloni (@Oloni) April 26, 2016
I don't even have a caption. Just read 😂 pic.twitter.com/4wc7WpV5O7— Oloni (@Oloni) April 26, 2016
Crew Love. pic.twitter.com/9Ws3heFYFi— Oloni (@Oloni) April 26, 2016
And the best one.
I am howling 😂 pic.twitter.com/o4SoHLzRGp— Oloni (@Oloni) April 26, 2016
So after this, s**t hit the fan. (We don't know why we're bothering with asterisks at this point.)
Men who woke up to Oloni's confession series got super worked up at the notion of women being so open and unconcerned about judgement. Of course, they were also very worried that their girlfriends were cheating on them.
Oloni, amused at these reactions, retweeted some. And man they're worth it.
These Oloni posts just proves that girls are the real Cheats. Us Men just read the bible, eat and sleep.— LONGE DESIGNS (@longedesigns) April 26, 2016
Reading Oloni's hoe stories & then realising that you once linked a girl who had 'mayonnaise' on her face. pic.twitter.com/okbQqKIyLK— Skr (@IgnorantEdema) April 26, 2016
When ur lookin thru ur girls phone and see her last DM was sent to Oloni and starts with "this one time at uni...." pic.twitter.com/FcTloRMcBq— Piddy (@PiddyPyro) April 26, 2016
when ur girls tryna tell you shes not like those Oloni thread girls pic.twitter.com/RVdXiv9YVs— Piddy (@PiddyPyro) April 26, 2016
When you see your girlfriend after reading these Oloni hoe confessions. pic.twitter.com/JkMC8otDIa— lifeofatom (@lifeofperfect) April 26, 2016
But this woman won the thread.
So now I guess after some guys have read this @oloni thread they now believe "what a man can do a woman can do better" 😂😂😂😂😂— Sarima 💕💕 (@Sarima__) April 26, 2016
Oloni's clarification on the whole matter.
Subtext: Women don't need to cheat to be cool. They're fun anyway.
A heads up, I do not condone cheating. However, I am a sex blogger. Talking about scandalous relationship/sex stories is part of the job ☺️— Oloni (@Oloni) April 26, 2016